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Do you want pizza? Yes I want. But I don't have lactose pills.

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Oh my God, oh my God... It's nothing. Pretend I'm smart.

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Like he was saying something very, very important.

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about the native beavers of...

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Hey!

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Have you seen that?

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Did you see that? - To the girl?

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No, the cut.

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No, I don't know her. Do you know her?

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What's that? Are you kidding me? I was with her. I can't believe it!

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He has gained weight. Have you seen that? It's huge.

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You're not a trophy either. - Thanks for that...

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Maybe she was your counterpart, but now you'll never know.

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My what? - Your counterpart.

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Your better half, the girl of your dreams, your soulmate.

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I think about it all the time.

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When I finally meet the girl who makes me better than I really am.

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I'm serious.

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Yes of course. You take love seriously.

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It is what separates us humans from animals.

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PICK UP YOUR DOG'S WASTE

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Oh! God...

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Great. Thank you so much.

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Who has it been? Which of you? - I can't believe it.

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They can piss and shit wherever and whenever they want.

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But we... Do you remember when you tried to pee behind the bar?

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Yes, I have it. 75 dollars good. Thank you. Thank you.

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Wait a minute. It was definitely that one.

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Look, he looks guilty. When I was a child, dogs knew their place.

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Now they have the patio here, which is nicer than our apartment.

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I'd bet a week's pay, if I had pay.

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which was the little brown boy. Look, he's looking at you guiltily.

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What other animal can shit and then rest its head on a pretty woman's lap?

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beautiful women

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picking up poop.

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I hate it.

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Do you think we will find a counterpart? I hope not.

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My God! Look, just great quality.

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They should make it easier to meet the girls.

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There should be Dodge Neon girls.

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Like $149 down and $149 a month.

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Maybe people are too developed.

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Dogs and fish don't have that much trouble meeting women, right?

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Hell no. Dogs have the nerve to look bored.

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Have you ever seen a dog fucking another dog?

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I'm too fried.

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You are really crunchy. It's so, so sad.

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Come on, let's get out of here.

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I'm sorry, I...

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Charlie. Charlie!

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Nice jacket, Charlie.

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It makes me laugh. - Oh really?

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It's so old-fashioned. You have a good sense of humor.

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I know...

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My roommate thinks I look like a bully around him.

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Why do you think girls like boys who look like criminals?

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Because they don't get nervous.

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Maybe, I... Wait, wait.

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Your friend may forget it. She is going through a crisis right now.

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Do you understand what I mean? - Yes, I understand.

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And a girl in crisis would never fall in love with a guy like him.

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He would fall in love with someone like me. To get revenge on his ex.

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Thank you, dear. - Clear.

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Weren't you about to leave? - Go away, me? No, I wasn't leaving.

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Damn... I needed an excuse to leave.

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An excuse to leave? - Yes, it's my friend's party.

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I only stay so that people have someone to talk to.

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Leaving early is a mortal sin in their eyes.

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So I try to find an excuse.

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We'll have to get you out of here.

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Can I ask you a question? - No, it can't.

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Okay. Okay.

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I have a coffee maker with a timer.

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Since I have it, it has ruled my life. He is my teacher.

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Make coffee every half hour and every 15 minutes on weekends.

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I can get you good things, very good things, if you're interested.

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What good things?

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I own the coffee import store on 8th Street.

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I have great food contacts.

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Isn't that where they mix the beans according to the customer?

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Yes, it's my specialty. Why don't you come over and I'll make you a...

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Jag vet inte vad du heter. -Daphne.

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I make a Daphne mix.

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What would it consist of?

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Get up a little.

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Let's see...

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For you, I would first mix Guatemala and Sumatra.

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The Guatemalan is modest, which hides the Sumatran's audacity.

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A Daphne blend has to work on different levels.

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It might add some pulse.

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Some harvest Ethiopian beans I have.

92
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That would have caught his attention.

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Does this always work with girls? - Are you kidding?

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You should see me in my little apron. Very sexy.

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Are you OK?

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Yeah, well... It's just that recently...

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God, I'm sorry... I can't.

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Take this. I'm so ridiculous!

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I apologize. I'll make it up to you.

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He's French, but it always hung in his dining room.

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As a kid, I would look at it and think, "It's so scary."

102
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You come home early. So you're not in love.

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You have no idea. This girl...

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We walked and drank...

105
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...very, very bad coffee.

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Are you OK?

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This girl, she's so... She's so...

108
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The world is organized to keep girls like her away from guys like me.

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I want us to move in together, fall in love and quit my job.

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and abandon all my companions and only look at her.

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See her sitting on a couch. - Do you see her sitting? What's wrong with him?

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It's her, Ras. My destiny. My counterpart.

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Wait... I don't follow you...

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I'm clearly in love. - Are you in love?

115
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He is in love.

116
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What kind of coffee did you drink? Store-bought over-the-counter coffee?

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Ha.

118
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I warn you. Don't fall in love with her!

119
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It breaks your heart and makes you fat. Trust me.

120
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I know what I'm talking about. You're doing shit for yourself.

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By the way, I've had some offers, so I need to get the jacket back.

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But it makes her laugh.

123
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You have a whole wardrobe that will leave her speechless.

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Try it please.

125
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It doesn't smell like Sanka.

126
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You don't want to upset my friend Juan, do you?

127
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It is said that he toasted Castro.

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He's lying, just like his grandfather. - I don't know why we come here.

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Especially considering the prices. - When did I charge you?

130
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When have you served good coffee?

131
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Ben, you have to take the dog out. Out! Out! - This whole town is turning into a dog pound.

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Hej.

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Are you deaf? He told you to take it out!

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It's just a dog. - But you just said...

135
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Bastards!

136
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Some clients are in a bad mood until the caffeine takes effect.

137
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Something happens to people who don't like dogs.

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The Daphne mix, as promised. No more than two or three jugs a day.

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I think I can manage.

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So this is your bean empire? - Yes it is.

141
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Now. It was my grandfather's. He opened it years and years ago.

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He loved his clients. In 45 years, he only missed half a day of work.

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It was when my mother got married.

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Nice apron, by the way - thanks.

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Too young.

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I can go for a walk in the park if you have time.

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The other day a guy sat here next to me and started talking.

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He did it all the time with his leg.

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Can you believe it? That's what they did in seventh grade. My God! My God!

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Did he do it like that? Or like this?

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No, not just like that. He did it like this.

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This is bad. This is what anyone can do.

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but like this...

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There is no excuse for it.

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Good boy. Mom's darling!

156
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We have to hurry. The people at home have been complaining.

157
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You shouldn't have looked at the girl.

158
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I am a member of the neighborhood watch. I did my part.

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From now on, everyone must protect themselves.

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Remind me that you are going decaffeinated.

161
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Have you called her yet?

162
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I would have called her. A girl like that won't be single for long.

163
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Don't even think about taking it home.

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It's Charlie. Hello.

165
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No, sorry, this is my seat. Get out of here. Out! Out!

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I just wanted to say

167
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that tomorrow we will receive a shipment of Colombian Supreme Freedom Fighter.

168
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I thought I'd save some for you.

169
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It is super strong and is grown by rebels to overthrow the government.

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They do it with money they receive from the CIA.

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It will be fantastic.

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I would love for you to come in and try it.

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I feel a little stale.

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Oh, sure, sure. Pity. - I called you, by the way.

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To thank you for the coffee.

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- It's delicious. - Of course.

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Are you sure you're okay? - Yes, I just need to rest.

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Take care of yourself.

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I'm sorry to bother you. My friend is sick. Could...

180
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Fuck you!

181
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Can you... Sorry, it was nothing.

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Sorry, friend. I'm in love with a girl who lives there and is sick.

183
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I bought soup, but they don't deliver. They give you 20 dollars if you deliver it.

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Don't know. Is it soup?

185
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Yes of course. Open it if you want. I try to be nice to her.

186
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Do you like it? - Yes, you have no idea.

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Okay. Vad heter hon? - Hon heter Daphne.

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One moment! You have to bring some of these too. Thanks my friend.

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Go there and pretend to be a messenger and say it's paid.

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Tack!

191
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I have food for you. - I haven't asked for anything.

192
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A guy commissioned it for you.

193
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Who? It's down.

194
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It seems harmless enough.

195
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Why did he ask you to leave him? - He hasn't had a girl in a long time.

196
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Tack!

197
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What did he say?

198
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She was a little confused at first, but seemed to appreciate it.

199
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Summits.

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Tack.

201
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Empororium Coffee.

202
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Hej.

203
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Please come in. I'll be out in a minute.

204
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Thanks for saving me again. The meatball soup was delicious.

205
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So this is where you live? - Yes, here it is. It's been a little empty for a while.

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Who is this? - It's him.

207
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He...? Yes, him.

208
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Where is?

209
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In it.

210
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How awful. I'm sorry to hear that.

211
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I apologize.

212
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I'm usually very good at hiding my feelings...

213
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It's okay.

214
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Sorry, friend. I wet your jacket.

215
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No problem. That's the best thing about faux fur.

216
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What do you have on tap? Red Dog Beer.

217
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Two gins and juice, please. - What juice?

218
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Cranberry juice.

219
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Okay, gangsta.

220
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Is your puppy getting everything a growing dog needs?

221
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I hope they are tasty.

222
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Do you think I'm crazy, Charlie, for missing French Fry so much?

223
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No, of course not.

224
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Do you want to talk about it... about him? Do you want to talk about French Fry?

225
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I don't know what to say without hating how it sounds afterwards.

226
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No, it's okay.

227
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But I think I have to talk about it. My friends' patience is running out.

228
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You're like a recent victim, tell me everything.

229
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I decided to look at puppies and there he was.

230
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It was the cutest thing in the world. It was that big.

231
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I saw him in the store and knew it was him.

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I miss how he sat by my side 24 hours a day when I worked.

233
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I was fascinated with my work. My specialty is...

234
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He sat there and made me feel less alone.

235
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God, I've been babbling and babbling.

236
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I think girls like dogs because they think they understand them.

237
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when their boyfriends or husbands have no idea.

238
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And the boys? The boys are crazy about their dogs.

239
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Men like dogs because they never argue.

240
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Charlie, love is love. Wherever it comes from.

241
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Whether from humans or dogs

242
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It feels the same.

243
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Is love love? I like that. It's good.

244
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God morgon, Charlie.

245
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This is my friend...

246
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He is my special friend.

247
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Your dog? Are you depressed over a stinky, flea-infested dog?

248
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You should have seen the altar he made.

249
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An ex-boyfriend is one thing, a dog is a completely different animal.

250
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Maybe it's a good thing. Maybe she needs a man now.

251
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:20,458
She's a bitch. Dog girls are a completely different breed.

252
00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:25,819
Have you had sex? - No, it's not like that at all.

253
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:29,535
You don't have sex with a girl like Daphne.

254
00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:33,528
Has he scratched his leg or something? - Should I smell her butt?

255
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:39,372
I'm talking about love. Is everything okay, friend?

256
00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:42,777
And you know what? I'm in love too.

257
00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:49,254
Did you see her tits? - Yes, they are great.

258
00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:12,569
I have a surprise for you. - What is it about?

259
00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:15,817
Come here and I'll show you.

260
00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:18,773
I...I'll be there.

261
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:27,620
It can open tomorrow.

262
00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:33,452
Charlie, in my town we have an old saying that says:

263
00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:39,499
"Never lie to a woman until you are married."

264
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:42,339
How do I deceive her?

265
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:45,976
With your: "Wow, wow! I love dog whisperers!"

266
00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:48,899
What the hell are you doing?

267
00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:55,049
Hey!

268
00:25:55,260 --> 00:25:57,455
Surprise!

269
00:25:57,660 --> 00:26:00,572
No no!

270
00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:04,011
Are you surprised? - Where did it come from?

271
00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:07,849
Jenna called. You remember Jenna from the party, right?

272
00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:11,291
He would never let them euthanize him.

273
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:15,698
She is a great guide dog. It just needs a little training.

274
00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:17,811
Is it a guide dog?

275
00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:22,696
You're too cute to let someone who can't see that work with you.

276
00:26:35,820 --> 00:26:38,288
No, no, no! Stop, stop!

277
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:43,531
Have you ever heard of a dog endangering its owner and then walking away?

278
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:48,336
Apart from a few epileptic seizures, he has a charming temperament.

279
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:52,530
Do you like it?

280
00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:55,300
It's beautiful. I love dogs.

281
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:59,015
I wish I was blind. I would take it without hesitation.

282
00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,973
I'll take a photo.

283
00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:07,172
It says a lot about a man how he treats your dog.

284
00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:16,489
I think I'll keep it. - It's true?

285
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:19,419
One...

286
00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:22,896
Isn't it too soon? And the fries?

287
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:26,012
It's not a band-aid.

288
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:30,213
I think French Fry would have wanted me to save Babydoll.

289
00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:35,255
You just need a little love, right? Of course! That's a good girl.

290
00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:40,739
I thought I heard something about a rabies epidemic in the streets.

291
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,968
It's true? - Yes it's true.

292
00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:49,096
Then you won't want to go out with us.

293
00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:03,340
It's late and I have to take Babydoll to the vet tomorrow.

294
00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:08,136
I had a great time again. Things are starting to go well between us.

295
00:28:08,340 --> 00:28:13,016
Why don't I go up with you? I can make you feel even better.

296
00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:18,137
Nej!

297
00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:20,570
Bye bye.

298
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:33,258
The wolf is made to kill and a weak lamb is easy prey.

299
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:40,490
What's the matter?

300
00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:43,055
He has a new dog.

301
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:47,936
That? Do you have a new dog? - Yes, more like a wild animal.

302
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:52,213
Incredible. Shit! You were supposed to be his new dog.

303
00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:59,092
I really like it. I don't want to spoil it.

304
00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:01,860
This is how it's done...

305
00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:05,769
Buy him a big bone.

306
00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:11,138
That's brilliant.

307
00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:14,173
Gives me a reason to stop by.

308
00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:17,178
But you're visiting Fido, not her.

309
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:20,929
So you don't look desperate, although I am.

310
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:33,452
Hey!

311
00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:39,175
Look, Babydoll! Two gifts. - Two? What do you mean by two?

312
00:29:41,420 --> 00:29:47,450
James also gave him a small welcome gift. God, how sweet.

313
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:52,575
I have to go. I'm going to distinguish conjoined quadruplets in an hour.

314
00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:56,891
Nice to meet you... Chuck.

315
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:06,572
Man's best friend. - Yes, who is your favorite?

316
00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:13,095
He likes you a lot.

317
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:24,498
Are you hungry? I was going to order sushi.

318
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:28,891
I brought movies.

319
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:32,217
You're so... kind.

320
00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:43,859
Who was that guy?

321
00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:46,255
James?

322
00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:51,488
It's a volunteer from my vet. He is a consultant for special cases.

323
00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:56,615
Okay, so... He made it sound like he was a human surgeon.

324
00:30:56,820 --> 00:31:01,610
He is a surgeon. He's a... pediatric surgeon.

325
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,414
You are very pretty.

326
00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:13,491
Tack.

327
00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:24,856
Babydoll...! - Has separation anxiety.

328
00:31:25,060 --> 00:31:27,733
There is no danger.

329
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:41,210
Charlie...

330
00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:45,174
You have something... in your teeth.

331
00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:50,495
Have I removed it? - It's stuck...

332
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:53,974
A little higher.

333
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:58,817
I'll be right back.

334
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:39,410
You're disgusting!

335
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:43,335
Come here, girl.

336
00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:50,412
Hello Babydoll! The best, the best.

337
00:32:52,260 --> 00:32:54,171
Hoppa ner.

338
00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:57,338
Below. Good girl.

339
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:12,176
What is it? - Nothing.

340
00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:15,609
Then kiss me.

341
00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:51,255
I have to buy ice cream! - I'll ask them to bring it here.

342
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:58,892
What are you doing here? Have you followed me here?

343
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:03,298
I know someone who lives here. Her name is Daphne.

344
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:07,015
My Daphne? - I know her through you.

345
00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:11,771
Did you know? Your girl is pulling some good shit.

346
00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:15,893
Ge mig den. Ge hit den nu!

347
00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:22,818
Enough already. Go home. No, wait, wait, wait. Do you have any money on you?

348
00:34:27,540 --> 00:34:30,771
Sorry, this is human food.

349
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:35,895
It's cold.

350
00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:39,538
So damn good.

351
00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:43,494
I'd love to give you, but it's human food.

352
00:34:46,140 --> 00:34:48,290
It looks delicious.

353
00:34:52,060 --> 00:34:53,618
Tack.

354
00:35:00,060 --> 00:35:06,135
I can't compete with the dog. Can you trust me? Trust me, friend.

355
00:35:07,780 --> 00:35:13,412
What have I said? Look at this. "Dogs for Dummies." That's you.

356
00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:18,648
I'll look for your breed on the list. Wasn't he a mutt?

357
00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:22,093
Well, here it is.

358
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:26,373
"They are very intelligent, alert, instinctive" -

359
00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:31,290
"and fast enough to become a difficult target."

360
00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:36,179
You're screwed.

361
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:40,692
If she means this much to you, you must persevere.

362
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:45,371
So it's worth fighting for. And that comes from you?

363
00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:50,131
You have a chance. You have an advantage that the dog lacks.

364
00:35:50,340 --> 00:35:53,855
The only thing the dog can't do.

365
00:35:55,060 --> 00:36:00,009
You have to make love to her quickly. Only then can you defeat the beast.

366
00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:04,299
Can you point it out again?

367
00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:32,818
Are you searching or are you going to search?

368
00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:45,293
Do you have anything larger?

369
00:36:48,060 --> 00:36:50,574
No, no, no. Bigger than that.

370
00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:02,979
I'm talking about something huge. The Taj Mahal of chew toys.

371
00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:06,855
I want your biggest chew toy.

372
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:10,018
What do you dream about? No.

373
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:14,738
No, I'm not.

374
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:24,210
They are illegal in the United States.

375
00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:29,376
It is smuggled in from Singapore.

376
00:37:30,660 --> 00:37:33,857
What is it? - A horse cock.

377
00:37:34,060 --> 00:37:37,973
What is it? - It's a horse cock.

378
00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:08,780
It's a small French restaurant where you never get a table - I got one.

379
00:38:08,980 --> 00:38:11,210
I know the chef.

380
00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:24,215
Who are you? - There are only dogs and dog owners here.

381
00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:32,093
I... I'm with her.

382
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:34,450
Kom hit!

383
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:40,490
Okay. Okay.

384
00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:42,972
You've been lucky.

385
00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:47,059
Come on, Susie. Susie, let him in.

386
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:52,011
Have you seen that jacket? It's so 70s and 80s.

387
00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:55,212
Like "Back to the Future." Yes, but I like it.

388
00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:03,415
Do you think he's handsome? - Yes, I believe it.

389
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:09,497
Babydoll, look what I have.

390
00:39:15,940 --> 00:39:17,931
Nej!

391
00:39:18,140 --> 00:39:20,529
No, Charlie, stop!

392
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:36,899
Call an ambulance!

393
00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:48,578
I apologized. - I'll hear this for the rest of my life.

394
00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:54,138
I am now banned from the dog club until the next meeting.

395
00:39:54,340 --> 00:39:59,653
Can they do that? You were supposed to bring bagels and I was supposed to make coffee.

396
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:04,331
You have no idea what you're missing! -Babydoll...

397
00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:12,332
DOGS WELCOME

398
00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:22,932
What happened, Charlie? This coffee is almost good.

399
00:40:23,140 --> 00:40:25,859
I'm sorry, I...

400
00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:30,532
I have a lot to think about.

401
00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:36,093
Charlie. How's it going?

402
00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:42,337
James, right? - Daphne told me about your house.

403
00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:48,490
Have you talked to her? - Right now. We have taken the children for a walk.

404
00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:53,216
Oh! What a business you have here.

405
00:40:55,060 --> 00:41:00,896
Make something special for me and give me some Daphne mix.

406
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:04,775
I'll surprise her when we have dinner tonight.

407
00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:15,018
A very handsome man, right?

408
00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:19,338
Thanks, John. It really helps.

409
00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:21,849
For your friend.

410
00:41:34,420 --> 00:41:35,694
Tack.

411
00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:49,330
This is going to sound gay. I'm not gay, but...

412
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:53,816
He was a handsome bastard. - Yes, it was. Thanks, guys.

413
00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:57,296
Your encouragement is a great help.

414
00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:01,015
But unfortunately I am late for a meeting.

415
00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:05,292
I need my jacket!

416
00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:12,251
Who would drink fancy Vietnamese coffee for five dollars?

417
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:15,497
ur and plastmugg?

418
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:20,659
I mean, it's not... It's not right.

419
00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:30,537
Made in Taiwan. Created with the latest plastic assembly technology.

420
00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:33,857
Each page is carefully designed.

421
00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:39,657
to provide maximum stirring capacity and power per stroke.

422
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:44,175
And a high collection and style value.

423
00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:49,534
See that knob? That button means quality.

424
00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:53,369
Will you excuse me for a moment? - Yes of course.

425
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:13,375
I'm Charlie. Please don't hang up.

426
00:43:13,580 --> 00:43:18,017
Do you remember when I saved you from that party? You owe me.

427
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:22,008
You see it. I feel almost nothing.

428
00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:26,812
I need to talk to you.

429
00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:29,488
I need caffeine.

430
00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:31,975
Wildebeest.

431
00:43:33,740 --> 00:43:37,619
I'm in a meeting. - 250 grams?

432
00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:42,177
I'll do anything. Please, I need it now...

433
00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:46,851
We have a new popular mix. I have to do it. He is my best client.

434
00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:50,609
Yes it is.

435
00:43:50,820 --> 00:43:54,415
Did you see the face he made? - Yes, you should have seen mine.

436
00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:59,614
You look a little rosy. - I think I'm a little tipsy.

437
00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:03,699
You're blushing. God, how sweet!

438
00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:08,496
I feel like an idiot for what happened in the yard the other day.

439
00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:12,170
Forget it, Charlie. No problem.

440
00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:15,816
I didn't mean to embarrass you.

441
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:20,252
I already know. It's just... I'm an idiot.

442
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:22,690
No, you're not an airhead.

443
00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:28,452
If there is one thing I am an expert in, it is imbeciles and idiots.

444
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,331
Tack.

445
00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:52,534
Tyst!

446
00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:11,136
The puppy...needs to pee.

447
00:45:31,060 --> 00:45:35,895
Very good, beast. You and I are going to have a little talk.

448
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:45,538
100 million years ago, humans and dogs partnered.

449
00:45:45,740 --> 00:45:50,018
And we've been on the same side ever since. TRUE?

450
00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:54,771
You don't expect yourself to be able to break that relationship on your own, do you?

451
00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:57,540
Are you listening to me?

452
00:45:59,740 --> 00:46:02,538
Well then...

453
00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:08,053
I am willing to accept refraining from all hugs and pampering towards you.

454
00:46:08,260 --> 00:46:11,775
But you have to give me something in return.

455
00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:20,494
It's James. I've talked to everyone in the yard

456
00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:24,739
- and you can return, but on one condition:

457
00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:29,695
Your partner Charlie... Chuck, that guy, he never, ever...

458
00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:42,459
Is that you, Babydoll? - No, it's Charlie.

459
00:46:43,540 --> 00:46:46,259
Kom hit, Charlie.

460
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:53,129
Don't you ever sleep? - Babydoll wants to join too.

461
00:46:58,620 --> 00:47:02,056
What are you doing? Sniffing you.

462
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:07,972
Go away, Babydoll.

463
00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:10,136
Go away. Get out of here.

464
00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:14,738
Okay, circle.

465
00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:17,010
Body?

466
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:32,856
I can't do it like this.

467
00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:52,090
What's happening?

468
00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:56,771
It's Babydoll, she... I'll put her in the other room.

469
00:50:11,180 --> 00:50:14,695
Thank you for taking care of me. To both.

470
00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:19,337
I would like to be more like her. His feelings are so clear.

471
00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:24,933
People always hide their feelings so as not to feel disappointed later.

472
00:50:25,980 --> 00:50:30,417
Yes, dogs don't have to play quietly

473
00:50:30,620 --> 00:50:33,657
if they want something.

474
00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:40,859
Do you want to take it? - Of course I want to.

475
00:50:58,100 --> 00:51:02,252
Don't strangle your dog! - She's the one who pulls.

476
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:05,816
Don't strangle the dog, bitch!

477
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:08,090
She leaves, sees...

478
00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:12,373
Do you see it? How do you feel? You don't like it, do you?

479
00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:16,614
What's happening?

480
00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:21,608
They bullied your dog. - Dear!

481
00:51:21,820 --> 00:51:25,733
I can't stand it when people make fun of defenseless animals.

482
00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:29,330
Did Charlie defend you, honey?

483
00:51:29,540 --> 00:51:32,771
It's okay, I'm fine.

484
00:51:32,980 --> 00:51:35,892
It's worth a reward.

485
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:42,492
They pushed me too. Here you go, friend.

486
00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,089
Delusions!

487
00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:49,578
Right before they broke my leg. Let's go this way.

488
00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:56,897
Tonight I will cook for you.

489
00:52:05,340 --> 00:52:06,932
Thank you, sir.

490
00:52:08,540 --> 00:52:11,418
Let's see how you do it.

491
00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:34,058
Okay, more nougat...

492
00:52:34,260 --> 00:52:37,570
Oh my God! What time is it?

493
00:52:38,460 --> 00:52:41,338
Daphne and I...

494
00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:48,014
...almost got it right last night. But then something terrible happened.

495
00:52:48,220 --> 00:52:51,895
What is it about? Performance anxiety? - No, no...

496
00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:56,218
Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. It wasn't that.

497
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:59,537
It was worse. - Worse than performance anxiety?

498
00:52:59,740 --> 00:53:04,291
Is it possible? - Yes it is. Fleas!

499
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:09,779
I think I have fleas. The damn dog gave me fleas.

500
00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:14,212
You have to help me, Ras. I can't go to work like this.

501
00:53:14,420 --> 00:53:18,732
What should I do? - First of all, get out of my bed.

502
00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:27,415
This is ridiculous. Is this your best suggestion?

503
00:53:27,620 --> 00:53:31,977
If we had known earlier, we could have given you Frontline.

504
00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:37,254
I can't believe you didn't finish it. Do you want it or not?

505
00:53:37,460 --> 00:53:40,497
I was blackout drunk. And?

506
00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:45,535
Countless long-term relationships that can last for months

507
00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:49,779
Starting with the drunk. You burned it.

508
00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:54,292
Why am I listening to you? You're a voyeur, for God's sake.

509
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:57,298
Your cock was blocked by a terrier.

510
00:53:57,500 --> 00:54:03,291
It's not about the dog, it's about Daphne, me, and our future.

511
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:06,651
Should I cut my nails? It is included in the price.

512
00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:10,250
Yes. - Charlie...

513
00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:14,135
You can win it or lose it.

514
00:54:14,340 --> 00:54:17,013
The Beast and I know it. The question is.

515
00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:21,850
If you are man enough to do what it takes to decide.

516
00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:31,173
This is probably for carpets.

517
00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:43,577
Oh... and...

518
00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:47,613
Bara... bara on.

519
00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:56,935
"Striated for your pleasure"... I am an incurable romantic.

520
00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:07,497
What is happening here? Get out of bed. Get off now!

521
00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:12,217
Not you, fool. Up again.

522
00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:17,897
My bed. Now I am the owner of the room.

523
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:28,015
Oh no... - We'll do it later. After.

524
00:56:28,220 --> 00:56:33,692
But it leaves at fixed times, so we avoid accidents like the one last night.

525
00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:38,409
Surely it can wait.

526
00:56:39,740 --> 00:56:42,891
I will do it. - You're sure?

527
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:46,331
Wait, wait, wait! It's cold outside.

528
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:50,214
I'm waiting!

529
00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:07,889
Do you need to do more?

530
00:57:13,940 --> 00:57:16,408
Come on!

531
00:57:29,460 --> 00:57:30,688
Daphne?

532
00:57:47,580 --> 00:57:49,411
Kom!

533
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:07,570
Please leave a message.

534
00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:11,090
Daphne, it's Charlie. Hi, friend?

535
00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:16,652
We are blocked. Can you hear me?

536
00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:18,771
Hello!

537
00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:22,733
It's not true...!

538
00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:26,853
Do you want a bite?

539
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:03,458
This was the night.

540
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:09,093
This was the night.

541
01:00:16,060 --> 01:00:18,016
Duktig vovve.

542
01:00:38,900 --> 01:00:42,017
Vad...

543
01:00:42,220 --> 01:00:45,257
...is what's happening, Charles?

544
01:00:48,940 --> 01:00:51,773
Oh my god, Charlie...

545
01:00:52,740 --> 01:00:55,698
Look who's coming. I'm sorry.

546
01:00:55,900 --> 01:01:00,928
I must have passed out and didn't even hear the answering machine.

547
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:07,771
The poor puppy has separation anxiety.

548
01:01:10,260 --> 01:01:14,970
I'm so sorry. I don't know what to say.

549
01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:21,293
It's a good start. This is my roommate Ras.

550
01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:25,254
Look, he likes you. - She likes him.

551
01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:28,577
He likes the smell of garbage.

552
01:01:28,780 --> 01:01:31,248
Thank you so much!

553
01:01:31,460 --> 01:01:34,497
He likes you a lot.

554
01:01:36,580 --> 01:01:40,129
I have to go to work...

555
01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:43,650
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Come on, honey. She has to leave now.

556
01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:47,216
I have completely ruined your morning.

557
01:01:47,420 --> 01:01:52,289
And I have to go home and feed him before I go to a meeting...

558
01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,970
God, that's in an hour. That's not true!

559
01:01:58,540 --> 01:02:01,850
You can leave her with me.

560
01:02:02,060 --> 01:02:05,973
No, I can't ask you to do that. Yes, it is...

561
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:09,297
Nothing happens.

562
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:16,338
My teammates say I need to let it go... so I guess I can.

563
01:02:16,540 --> 01:02:19,134
He's doing well.

564
01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:24,778
I wouldn't do this with anyone but you.

565
01:02:24,980 --> 01:02:29,656
I know. - Thank you. I am indebted to you.

566
01:02:34,140 --> 01:02:36,973
It was nice...

567
01:02:46,740 --> 01:02:49,732
What the hell was that?

568
01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:53,774
What the hell were you doing there? - What do you mean, what were you doing there?

569
01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:56,369
I saw what was happening.

570
01:02:56,580 --> 01:02:59,856
I would never hit on your girlfriend.

571
01:03:00,060 --> 01:03:02,620
Nej, inte Daphne.

572
01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:05,653
The fact that? The dog?

573
01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:16,931
You're going crazy!

574
01:03:44,980 --> 01:03:48,495
Charlie? Who are all these people?

575
01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:53,057
Do me a favor and take this adorable little animal for a walk.

576
01:03:53,260 --> 01:03:55,933
We are very busy.

577
01:04:05,620 --> 01:04:08,771
Hello! What a cute puppy. - Thanks my friend.

578
01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:12,017
It is purebred.

579
01:04:13,580 --> 01:04:15,571
Hey!

580
01:04:17,180 --> 01:04:19,614
Isn't she pretty?

581
01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:22,414
What's your name? I'm sorry, I...

582
01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:26,295
What are you doing? There's nothing there, it's garbage.

583
01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:43,777
It's like a new world has opened up.

584
01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:48,656
People don't just say hello. They stop and greet.

585
01:04:48,860 --> 01:04:53,615
Yes that's how it is. And some are beautiful.

586
01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:58,450
Having a dog is like being part of a secret brotherhood.

587
01:04:58,660 --> 01:05:04,735
I'll have to borrow the beast again. - If you call her like that, she will get hurt.

588
01:05:04,940 --> 01:05:07,090
Yes of course. When can I have it?

589
01:05:07,300 --> 01:05:11,054
Forget it, come on!

590
01:05:11,260 --> 01:05:14,650
I ask you to do me a personal favor.

591
01:05:14,860 --> 01:05:19,172
My "handsome loser" image is losing its shine.

592
01:05:19,380 --> 01:05:21,530
I need something new.

593
01:05:21,740 --> 01:05:25,733
And the dog is doing great, so please share.

594
01:05:25,940 --> 01:05:30,331
How odd. I thought the solution to all my problems was

595
01:05:30,540 --> 01:05:35,614
to fall in love But maybe all he needed was... a dog.

596
01:05:43,660 --> 01:05:46,413
Hello Charlie! The coffee is absolutely amazing.

597
01:05:46,620 --> 01:05:51,774
I do twice as many operations. Your mixture saves lives.

598
01:05:51,980 --> 01:05:56,292
I can see why Daphne likes you. You are a true artist.

599
01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:59,890
Your "embarrassing nerd" image would never have occurred to me.

600
01:06:00,100 --> 01:06:02,978
But when you drop the ball, I catch it.

601
01:06:03,180 --> 01:06:08,698
I have to walk another 10 miles tonight. There's an Iron Man competition this weekend!

602
01:06:16,260 --> 01:06:18,216
Daphne?

603
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:24,296
I've been waiting for you, Charlie.

604
01:06:29,620 --> 01:06:32,293
Kom!

605
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:36,812
I think the bed should be dog-free.

606
01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:39,773
Okay. - Jump down.

607
01:07:04,540 --> 01:07:07,737
What is wrong? - No problem.

608
01:07:23,060 --> 01:07:27,975
Why are you laughing? It's the dog. It's not my fault.

609
01:07:43,420 --> 01:07:46,139
What's up, Charlie?

610
01:07:47,740 --> 01:07:51,858
It's no big deal. It's the naughty dog.

611
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:59,130
If you're not in the mood, I'll take the dog for a walk.

612
01:07:59,340 --> 01:08:04,494
No, it's okay. I will do that. I don't want to, but I will.

613
01:08:08,540 --> 01:08:11,896
Don't tell math.

614
01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:47,494
Where have you been?

615
01:09:47,700 --> 01:09:53,491
He kept walking and walking. It must be something he ate.

616
01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:58,490
What's up, friend? You are so different. Nothing, I promise you.

617
01:10:02,220 --> 01:10:07,772
I don't understand you. You seem to like her more than me.

618
01:10:07,980 --> 01:10:10,972
That's ridiculous.

619
01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:15,296
She's great, but...

620
01:10:17,780 --> 01:10:20,010
What is it about?

621
01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:22,939
That wasn't the answer I wanted to hear.

622
01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:29,136
Most guys pretend they like my dogs to win me over, but you?

623
01:10:29,900 --> 01:10:33,017
Honey, what are we arguing about?

624
01:10:33,220 --> 01:10:37,736
That I pretended to like your dog? Okay, but now I like your dog.

625
01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:41,649
Isn't that what you wanted?

626
01:10:41,860 --> 01:10:44,215
Are you in love with me, Charlie?

627
01:10:44,420 --> 01:10:47,696
I mean yes...

628
01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:50,175
But you can't.

629
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:54,498
Yes I can. But it doesn't sound good.

630
01:10:56,140 --> 01:10:59,496
It's easier with Babydoll.

631
01:11:08,420 --> 01:11:13,210
You better go. This is supposed to be a good thing.

632
01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:28,220
Be careful with those. Dogs their size can choke on them.

633
01:11:51,540 --> 01:11:56,853
At least you're not shitting on their floor. That's an advantage.

634
01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:39,456
I knew it. Only beautiful women can ruin your life so quickly.

635
01:12:40,580 --> 01:12:44,175
Fortunately, you still have me.

636
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:49,891
It's not the same. Dogs are loyal when you earn their trust.

637
01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:52,610
Me too.

638
01:12:52,820 --> 01:12:56,779
But you don't want to play the "running from room to room" game.

639
01:12:56,980 --> 01:12:58,572
It's true.

640
01:13:10,180 --> 01:13:14,059
Charlie, come on! It's single night.

641
01:13:14,260 --> 01:13:17,536
Come on, friend. Just you and me.

642
01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:23,416
I never thought a dog would replace me.

643
01:13:23,620 --> 01:13:28,330
Charlie, listen... I have feelings too.

644
01:13:28,540 --> 01:13:32,453
It makes me sad. I am human. Do you remember?

645
01:13:35,940 --> 01:13:39,489
Are you going to use that? - It's...

646
01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:46,655
It feels good. - You're sick.

647
01:13:46,860 --> 01:13:50,535
You have to let it go. There are many other dogs.

648
01:13:50,740 --> 01:13:54,892
You don't understand. Do you understand it? Nobody understands it.

649
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:59,537
Sit down. Sit down. Is everything okay, friend? Now sit down.

650
01:14:13,300 --> 01:14:15,939
What's happening?

651
01:14:17,460 --> 01:14:19,849
Charlie, you have a problem.

652
01:14:20,060 --> 01:14:23,848
The fine beans he mixes have left him confused.

653
01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:27,655
He should have stayed with Sanka. What are you talking about?

654
01:14:27,860 --> 01:14:32,775
You think "voffelimums" is a real word. You need help.

655
01:14:32,980 --> 01:14:35,619
I think you're obsessed.

656
01:14:35,820 --> 01:14:40,814
And from what I've seen on TV, it's considered inappropriate in America.

657
01:14:42,420 --> 01:14:47,096
Obsession is as American as apple pie.

658
01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:50,656
As American as baseball.

659
01:14:50,860 --> 01:14:53,818
As American as a guy and...

660
01:14:54,020 --> 01:14:56,614
...and his dog.

661
01:14:59,460 --> 01:15:02,099
Is it normal? - "Babydoll"?

662
01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:07,613
It's a fake tattoo. Thank goodness your grandfather doesn't see it.

663
01:15:07,820 --> 01:15:12,291
I thought it would make me a little original. It's a joke.

664
01:15:15,020 --> 01:15:17,739
No, no, no! I want to keep it!

665
01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:30,817
Quick, friend. For your own sake.

666
01:15:40,700 --> 01:15:43,294
Okay, you're right.

667
01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:46,537
I confess it. Now I feel much better.

668
01:15:46,740 --> 01:15:49,254
What the devil...?

669
01:15:55,020 --> 01:15:57,773
What are you doing?

670
01:15:57,980 --> 01:16:00,289
None.

671
01:16:01,980 --> 01:16:05,052
I have to go.

672
01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:06,693
Charlie, I was...

673
01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:36,615
Why do you drink that? Haven't I taught you anything?

674
01:16:40,660 --> 01:16:43,857
What have you done with Babydoll?

675
01:16:45,180 --> 01:16:48,536
I haven't done anything. Alright?

676
01:16:48,740 --> 01:16:52,938
Yes that's fine. It's just... I just don't know.

677
01:16:55,060 --> 01:16:57,051
Here you go.

678
01:17:04,700 --> 01:17:07,419
Don't ask.

679
01:17:07,620 --> 01:17:12,250
I don't know what it is anymore.

680
01:17:12,460 --> 01:17:16,248
I don't know what's wrong with me.

681
01:17:16,460 --> 01:17:22,057
All that dog taught me was a few things about us

682
01:17:22,260 --> 01:17:24,820
and about you.

683
01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:29,411
Maybe it's the mistake people make among themselves.

684
01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:34,775
...that when we start to feel like this...

685
01:17:34,980 --> 01:17:38,689
...we always try to measure ourselves.

686
01:17:39,860 --> 01:17:43,330
But how are emotions measured?

687
01:17:43,540 --> 01:17:49,012
I don't know, Charlie. I chose you. It must mean something.

688
01:17:49,220 --> 01:17:51,893
No, because...

689
01:17:52,820 --> 01:17:56,176
You were wrong about me. I'm an idiot.

690
01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:03,334
I thought he was a sensitive romantic.

691
01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:07,419
but I'm just a guy in a stupid jacket who...

692
01:18:10,100 --> 01:18:13,775
...they don't know anything about true love.

693
01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:17,256
And now it's too late.

694
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:21,169
I have lost you both.

695
01:19:02,380 --> 01:19:07,010
My God! You won't believe it.

696
01:19:07,220 --> 01:19:11,099
The watch that the beast helped me find

697
01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:14,497
It's really valuable. Check it out here.

698
01:19:17,860 --> 01:19:20,693
I'm your best friend, right? - Yes, you are.

699
01:19:20,900 --> 01:19:24,449
I will help you. - You've already helped me enough.

700
01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:28,778
Are you blaming me now? - No, no, no, no, no.

701
01:19:28,980 --> 01:19:32,017
You warned me, so...

702
01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:40,049
Please let us know if you need anything else.

703
01:19:44,340 --> 01:19:48,731
Charlie, he's gone! What am I supposed to do?

704
01:19:48,940 --> 01:19:51,500
I'm going there.

705
01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:03,859
Ras, stay here. She might find her way here.

706
01:20:04,060 --> 01:20:07,257
Daphne? No, Babydoll.

707
01:20:11,420 --> 01:20:16,619
Don't worry, we'll find her. - I left the window open...

708
01:20:16,820 --> 01:20:20,654
He's been very sad lately. - He doesn't want to leave you.

709
01:20:20,860 --> 01:20:24,819
He's probably looking for you right now. We just...

710
01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:29,616
We go to all the places we have taken her to.

711
01:20:35,980 --> 01:20:39,177
Come on, girl! Come on, girl!

712
01:20:41,260 --> 01:20:44,332
Empororium Coffee. The dog?

713
01:20:45,100 --> 01:20:47,136
Nej.

714
01:20:47,340 --> 01:20:49,695
Nej, ingen Babydoll.

715
01:20:49,900 --> 01:20:53,893
But I think a Chihuahua got into the suede jacket and went crazy.

716
01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:56,136
Hello...?

717
01:21:25,620 --> 01:21:28,498
It could be anywhere.

718
01:21:28,700 --> 01:21:31,168
I thought it was here.

719
01:21:31,380 --> 01:21:35,453
Where have you been? I was getting worried.

720
01:21:40,060 --> 01:21:43,211
Look at you! With your pizza.

721
01:22:07,300 --> 01:22:10,212
He is on his third piece.

722
01:22:11,340 --> 01:22:13,774
Your third?

723
01:22:24,180 --> 01:22:27,934
What in God's name is this?

724
01:22:28,820 --> 01:22:35,009
I am going to share an old wisdom that has been passed down in my family.

725
01:22:36,100 --> 01:22:39,695
What old wives' tales?

726
01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:44,976
"Never teach an old dog new tricks."

727
01:22:45,180 --> 01:22:47,091
Oh...

728
01:22:47,300 --> 01:22:51,578
"Always keep customers happy."

729
01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:59,971
They are not words of wisdom. It's communism.

730
01:23:00,180 --> 01:23:02,694
It is communism.

731
01:23:05,940 --> 01:23:09,330
Not a new variety again - never gives up.

732
01:23:09,540 --> 01:23:12,259
Smaka bara.

733
01:23:21,980 --> 01:23:26,690
Incredible! He has achieved it. Found our mix!

734
01:23:26,900 --> 01:23:29,460
Do you like it?

735
01:23:29,660 --> 01:23:33,494
We can pay for this coffee. No, I invite you.

736
01:23:33,700 --> 01:23:36,737
This way you will never get rich.

737
01:23:37,700 --> 01:23:40,533
Yes I know.

738
01:23:45,660 --> 01:23:48,049
SIX WEEKS LATER

739
01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:55,053
Hej. Vad heter du?

740
01:24:15,220 --> 01:24:18,530
Magnet for girls, what the hell!

741
01:24:24,820 --> 01:24:27,288
Hi guys.

742
01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:33,530
Look who I found strangling out there. Isn't that the cutest thing in the world?

743
01:24:43,020 --> 01:24:56,854
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